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Fucking Machine · FRAME 01

Steadier than a hand. For as long as you want it.

Hands-free, relentless, exactly the pace you set — and quiet enough the next room never knows. Remote only. No app.

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Keeps the pace and doesn't tire. Deeper than a hand, for as long as you want it.

01 — Built to be leaned on

Stays put.

Smooth surface: the suction base locks it to the floor. Rough surface: its own weight, close to 11 lb, keeps it down. Drive into resistance and 4.2 N·m pushes through — it doesn't lurch back across the room.

FRAME 01 anchored on its suction-footed frame
~11 lb
Holds at 4.2 N·m · doesn't walk
02 — Quiet enough for the door

Under 50 dB.
Hear it.

Measured at ear distance, not from across the room. Under 40 dB at normal speed — it drops into the background and you forget it's running. Flat out, still under 50. The noise test on this page is unedited — hear it yourself.

dB meter test — 45.8 dB at ear distance
<50 dB
Flat out · under 40 dB at normal speed
03 — One remote, no app

21 modes.
One remote.

Speed and stroke from across the room. No app, no account, no Bluetooth dropping mid-session — just a remote that does what you press.

FRAME 01 drive detail
21
Speed + stroke · one remote · no app
04 — Yours fits too

Swap in
anything.

Push-fit Quick Connector — attachments click on in a second, off just as fast. 3XLR adapter and suction converter included, so your own silicone fits too.

Quick Connector at the shaft tip
Click-fit
Push-fit · 3XLR + suction adapter included

The numbers, not the adjectives

Stroke
0–2.8″
adjustable
Thrust rate
292 / min
21 modes
Torque
4.2 N·m
Noise
<50 dB
at ear
Control
Wireless
no app
Mounting
Suction
base
Weight
~10.7 lb
Warranty
1-year
replacement
★★★★★
"My last machine sounded like a drill through the wall. This one runs with people home and nobody notices."
— M.R.

Before you ask

How loud is it, really?
Under 50 dB measured 19.7″ away — about the distance from the machine to your ear in use. That's a quiet room, not a power tool. The noise test video on this page is unedited; hear it yourself.
Does it need an app or phone?
No. Everything runs off the wireless remote — speed, stroke, the 21 modes. No app to install, no account, no Bluetooth pairing that drops mid-session.
Is shipping discreet?
Plain mailer, no brand on the outside, no product name on the label. Nothing on the box says what's inside.
Can I use it for anal?
Yes — it's built for it. Keep the stroke short and speed low to start, lube heavy (water-based only), and ease in at your own pace on the remote. The attachment stays locked to the machine, so it sits exactly as deep as you set it and no deeper.
What about warranty and returns?
One year of replacement coverage — if it fails in that window, we send a new one, not a repair. Returns inside the window are covered.
Discreet shipping
Plain mailer, no brand, no product name on the label.
1-year replacement
If it fails, you get a new one — not a repair.
Real human support
A person answers — before and after you buy.
FRAME 01 · Fucking Machine

Set the pace. Hold it.

The way sex products were supposed to be.
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